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waywardvictorianconfessions:

I think an instrumental version of “Swallow” would make an excellent song for an underwater portion of a video game or movie.

stargalaxyy:

princess-fellatio:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s an app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

I AM CRYING! 😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t breathe omggg

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junkoenoshimaforrealjustice:

junkoenoshimaforrealjustice:

HELLO GUYS I AM DOING A GIVEAWAY FOR A COPY OF SUPER DANGAN RONPA 2 AND A PSP VITA!!!!!!!!!!!! One winner will be announced on September 2nd, the release date.

That’s the short of it, now here are the rules:

  • Please don’t reblog if you already have a PSP Vita.
  • I won’t switch out the game for another game if you win, this is specifically a giveaway for SDR2.
  • PLEASE don’t reblog if you can afford to get yourself a PSP Vita or SDR2. I want this giveaway to go to someone who wouldn’t otherwise be able to get it.
  • One like and one reblog.
  • No giveaway blogs allowed.
  • You don’t have to be following me!
  • People who live internationally will have to be able to give me money for shipping.
  • If you are under 18, please ask your parents before reblogging this!!!
  • You will have to give me your address if you win!

hey, hey, look at this thing that is ending in under four hours.

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this

I don’t care

ioannemos:

fingerblaster113:

Florida

i have no idea what’s going on here or where they got this data…

i’m also laughing too hard to care very much.

It’s about nine people looking into the blackness of space and seeing nine different things.

gothkatie:

Get to know:
Katie McGrath 
(insp. x, x)

ssecretfires:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart.

"sometime u do"

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

northmiamigoon:

this is the best post

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

razzle-the-dazzle:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

urdnotwrex:

please play this nonstop on loop at an uncomfortably loud volume at my funeral

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amakachao
My kitchen smells like puke because it has been weeks since my roommate has done something with her dirty dishes. How do I ask her to clean up without staring yet another argument?

thatbadadvice:

Readers won’t stop sending the Bad Advisor their real-ass questions to answer, so the Bad Advisor is periodically going to try her hand at answering them.

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Congratulations, there is no good way to tell people to clean up the shit they don’t want to clean up without pissing them off some, because people be taking all kinds of exception when other people be pointing out the shit they’re doing that falls into a category other than “exactly what I want to be doing when and how I want to be doing it.”

Unfortunately, cohabitation.

Here’s what you do do: you make a fucking chore chart like you’re all a bunch of children, because even adult roommates who live together are a bunch of children, because humanity. You put your name on it and her name on it and you list the shit you both need to do in a timely fashion every week (or whenever) and then you buy some fucking gold stars and give yourselves some gold stars when you do your shit on time. That way nobody can argue about not having done their shit/having to do too much shit.

In the long term, you find a roommate with whom you have an “our” kitchen, rather than a “my” kitchen, who will treat communal spaces with roughly the same respect/attention you like to treat communal spaces. This will take you approximately your whole fucking life, good ass luck.

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon