Melanie Martinez | Dead to Me
so now i’m really sorry
sorry for being the apologetic one
yeah i know all of the zodiacs.
aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the twins, cancer the crab, leo the leijon, kanaya the vampire, libra the dragon, scorpio the spider, sagittarius the horse, capricorn the clown-goat, aquarius the seahorse, and pisces the terrifying tentacle monster.
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
Only a bad musician blames their instument— My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)