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gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

I suppose.

zombiegraycat:

anarcho-animeism:

iwrotehaikusabouteatingass:

kinkshamingdesade:

iwrotehaikusabouteatingass:

kinkshamingdesade:

existentialist pop punk: I gotta leave this town, but for what purpose?

nihilist pop punk: I gotta leave everywhere, for no purpose

absurdist pop punk: leaving the town is just another struggle the universe puts before me

optimist pop punk: This is the best possible town, why should I leave it?

poststructuralist pop punk: this town is a matrix of commodified social relationships mapped onto a faceless grid that i can’t conceive of leaving

lovecraftian pop punk: this town is t h e v o i d and i can never leave

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

schol:

She really likes me

notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

image

in the name of

image

Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

captainstormwind:

The truth is out there.

524,654 plays
How sexy is your name?

dredsina:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

dang i’m sexy

itsfeusse:

geanie23:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

LISTEN

woah

a-nice-little-cigarette:

But imagine Cophine getting these for each other for christmas like the massive dorks they are